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Wednesday - March 10, 2010 - Live Weather Conditions from the Amelia Island Online Weather Station

Well, DUH...

Sometimes when I go fishing, I see things that I really don't understand. Sometimes the things I see really amaze me. Usually the things that amaze me don't have anything to do with fish. Usually they involve people. Somebody once said a picture is worth a thousand words. So I'll try to use as few words as possible for each picture...
When you go to the pier in your motor home, you should always park sideways in the eight parking places that are closest to the pier. Even if the rest of the lot is about empty. You paid $3 to get into the park. You own the place. DUH
When you build a multi million dollar boat ramp, with two fishing piers and parking for a hundred trailers, you should always provide at least one 30 gallon trash can, and empty it at least once a week. Maybe a recycling bin for beer cans would help, since nobody is allowed to drink beer at the facility. Can you say "DUMPSTER"? DUH
When you take a twelve pack of your favorite beer out on the pier, you should neatly bag up the empty cans and leave the bag on the pier. You wouldn't want to get caught putting them in the trash can, because beer isn't allowed in the park. DUH
When you catch a nice red fish, you should always clean it before you go home and leave the guts and scales on the cleaning table so that somebody else can clean them up later. Why turn on the water and rinse things off; you're a fisherman, not the cleaning lady. DUH

 
A bad day of fishing is much better than a good day of cutting the grass.
Wednesday - March 10, 2010 - Live Weather Conditions from the Amelia Island Online Weather Station
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